The banana incident.

A banana arrived with the gravity of a state funeral. Nobody has explained it since.

No statement has been issued. The banana was removed by somebody in gloves.

12
was the number on the ticket
4s
spent standing in the line
a common ending
is what the door handed over
none given
was the name on the ticket

This page is the only record of it. Nothing here changes again, so it can be sent to somebody, or kept, or ignored.

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An engraved 1898 share certificate beginning "This is to Certify that"
An 1898 certificate, engraved to prove that something had happened. Yours is printed from a browser.
A crowd in hats and fur coats standing in a line in the snow outside the White House, 1909
A line outside the White House in 1909, for a handshake. People have always been willing to stand for an hour to be told hello.
A long queue of people in coats and hats waiting to be fed, New York City, 1932
New York, 1932. Every one of these people was waiting for something. This is the version where that part is optional.
A door at the bottom of the Idrija mercury mine, opening onto a tunnel. Ten seconds, on a loop, going nowhere.

Everybody gets one of these.

Twenty endings, drawn on the server when the door reaches your number. Sixty percent of them are some form of nothing, and this one was drawn the same way as those.

See what the door has handed over so far