WAIT. WHAT?!

Certificate of Attendance

This is to confirm that Number 13 stood in one global line for 2s, walked through the door, and received The Duck of Destiny. Nothing was won. Nothing was owed.

A duck in a very small suit looked at you, said four words, and shut the door.

Serial

WW-0000013

Number

13

Waited

2s

Issued

22 October 2026

Signed by nobody, on behalf of a door nobody has opened from the other side. This certificate confers no rights, no standing and no advantage in the queue. Verify it at waitforit.fun/r/bb53hfzyky.